Would a witch consider this vehicular manslaughter?

12/10 for the return of Vampi. he is vary friend shaped

I love Vampi, you don't want to know what I am willing to do for Vampi
I've only had Vampi for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself
look at himb,
I would like to hold him
little fellow,
la creatura,
I must protect he
Vampi

not a podcast but interesting

I hate that this is actually good

do you want to use this item?
[ yes ] [ no ]

> yes

*slurp slurp*

Shlorp

Where are here hands?